Case Solved Sideswipe Style

Maybe it's just my twisted humor but when finding out what a crappy time =Deathcomes4u was having I decided to figure out something that might cheer her up.

This is for you Death, hope your luck gets better

PLOT/Punchline/Spoiler if you want to translate the text yourself

Behold the Washington Monument, Sideswipe beheld it and only one thought ran through his perverted processor. 'Unicrons Missing Spike' which he tagged onto the monument with the help of his twin. Now to pray to Primus that Prowl doesn't figure out it was them.

Later, between fits of giggles on the Ark someone translates to Spike what the message says. Naively Spike asks why Unicron would miss him.

In my mind no one has told Spike his name is actually the name of... you know